Pickling is one of the oldest methods food preservation, discovered at the dawn of civilization, thousands of years ago in Mesopotamia
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Pickle-lovers tickled silly: Bread and butter, kosher, dilly……………
Q. Why are pickles in sandwiches so polite?
A. They're well bread!
Q. How can you tell when there's 1,000 pounds of pickles under your bed?
A. Because you're closer to the ceiling!
Q: What's green and wears a mask?
A: The Lone Pickle!
Q. What happens when a PICKLE is bored?
A. He becomes very DILL!
Q: What do you call a pickle you buy at a great price?
A: A sweet Dill!
Q. Should you ever eat pickles on an empty stomach?
A. Yes, but it's better to eat 'em off a plate!
Q. Who does a boy cucumber dig the most?"
A. The PICKLE DISH!
Q: What is green and carries a gun?
A: Marshall Dill!
Q: What is green and swims in the sea?
A: Moby Pickle!.
Q. When can you put pickles in the door?
A. When it's AJAR!
Q: What is green and goes through walls?
A: A pickle, But you have to throw it real hard!
Q: What is green and flies through the air?
A: Super pickle of course!
Q: What is the difference between a pickle and a psychiatrist?
A: If you don't know you should stop talking to your pickle!
Q. Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
A. Because it was in a pickle!
Q: What do you call a pickle who is a bad loser?
A: A sour pickle!
Q. What is green and dangerous?
A. A thundering herd of pickles!
Q. What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A. A trop-pickle fish!
Q: What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?
A: An Icepickle!
Q. What is green and pecks on trees?
A. Woody Wood Pickle!
Q. What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?
A. Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
Q. What is black and white and green and black and white?
A. Two penguins fighting over a pickle!
Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
Q. Why doesn't a pickle like to travel?
A. Because it's a JARRING experience!
Q. How do you prepare a pickle sunDAE?
A. You start getting it ready friDAE and saturDAE!
Q. What business does a smart pickle go into?
A. He opens a DILLY-catessen!
Q. What's red and green?
A. A sunburned pickle!
Q. What do you get when you cross an Alligator with a pickle?
A.A crocoDILL!
Q. Why do gherkins giggle a lot?
A. They're PICKLish!
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